elephants tears

Elephants eyes were all blocked up, so he had to cry through his nose.
He cried so much he made a puddle.....a very sad puddle.

Running out of things to say and feel

This piece of string is the only thing keeping us together
WHERE ARE THE SCISSORS?????

Play with ME!

Little Lisa killpets would bang! bang! bang! on doors
demanding fun from other children
but none of their parents would let them out.

Sticky

Stuck!

Patience can be wasted in certain situations

Hurry up and grow a body
and then you can touch me.

Sara the fairy

Sarah was a bit naughty at times, she would turn her family into mutant butterflies and chase them around the garden!

I am stuck with you

bingo meat feast

tattoo

changes on the outside don't make a difference on the inside

Tim

Tim would sings songs about love and then go
home and cry until he could hardly breathe

bad feelings

i have a bad feeling about everything...

my head is like a birds nest mess.

Demanding love

give me your love right now!

only one flower left

and i'm too scared to pick it

Lessons not learnt

I simply can't do simple right now

This is Tinklet....

Pig-cat and famous ballet dancer! 'COME SEE MY SHOW' she meows with an oink!

Hello i love you

and you have to love me back whether you like it or not.

Charlie Bug

Charlie has the nicest thoughts ever. He shaved his beard off today and he looks lovely.

Jim was a boxer

Pete couldn't look up because he felt so down!

There is a hole.....

Tim and Alice

Tim and Alice would dance for one another every Friday night. Sometimes they would get naked and wibble their bits at each other...this was both fun and scary at the same time.

Bossy mum on the train

you will listen to me, I am very important and i wear glasses!

My hand is rabbit flavor......have a sniff!

holiday fun fun fun !

Imagine a world without war

being invisible

life drawing

Tina wants to go home

life painting

I wonder what it is like in the big house?

Lisa wants to be invisible

Kids grow up too fast these days!

Mary

Mary was really good at both watching the telly and feeling painfully lonely

Big red house on top

Its not all glam being a dancer

I'm feelin blue because of you and my dancing shoes hurt my toes.

everything scared Tim

Sarah's story is a sad one

Sarah would hide in the dark and think bad thoughts about people she loved

illustration for title sequence of a film

a few big houses squish the little houses again

i like drawing little houses! 

houses on houses on houses on houses

chrismas presents for friends

creepy creepy cat!

Great band playing in HULL this Saturday night!

Mr. Dali

Mr. Dali had the strength to twiddle his moustashe
but not to uphold his vegetarian beliefs.

Lonely James

too much wine makes James see double.
What James would like to see is a pretty girl
who thinks he's a nice person and a bit handsome.

Unusual couple

spider and bird are an unusual couple but it seems to work out ok for them. You can't choose who you fall in love with.

Life drawing

I have been practicing my life drawing!

Even Kings and Queens have to suffer long nights and darkness

i'm a bit spooky!

Miss Lisa felt very sexy wearing her new red lipstick

i feel like a cigarette and a brandy

smoker....

I really do hate tupperware!

my broken heart

I can't believe how much you broke my heart!
I'm trying to fix it but it just wont stop hurting.
Nothing in the world ever, has been this BROKEN!!

breaking some more

sometimes when you are broken you try to break some more.
Occasionally you can break that much that you loose some pieces.

Remote control girl

Jane was a remote control girl and could
dance and sing and be your lover at the
touch of a button!!! Her conversation was
a bit dull though. She smelt a bit funny too.

E is for Ellie who Escapes into red wine and smoke!

I don't mind that my house is cold in winter.

Mr Picasso

Mr. Picasso gives the circle head folk a very cold reception......
Oh Pabs's, you should be nice to everyone.
Its nice to be nice and not warm to be cold.

dirty little lisa

Little Lisa had lost all her friends.
Little Lisa should stop putting dead
beetles and dirty toenails in other peoples food.

Mandy

Mandy was always a little angry and she loved being naked!

Debbies felty feelings

Debbie was made out
of felt and felt well sexy!

Sams realisation

Sam eventually realised that she had lost all grasp of reality and was completely f*cked!

Dead artists grow on trees you know

Walking to school with mum is nice 

For lovely Tara.....'squeak....oh i mean WOOF' CHIWAWAWAWAAAAAAAA 

Float.........

Bad stories would float out of Kevins mouth, he would scare children, with his stories of witches and evil gnomes!!

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JIms thoughts

jim's thoughts would float away like cigarette smoke in a windy room

No Fresh eggs here!!!

No escape

No matter how much she drank she couldn't forget

Arthurs confusion

The depth of Arthur's confusion was immeasurable

Carl and his pet cat

Everything Alice touched died.

DONT TOUCH ME!

Lisa and Annabel would dream of puppies and steam rollers

I need some wine and a fag

puppet boy and his foul mouthed bird!

ohhhh you're a bit cheeky aren't ya!

Warhol and his terrible hatred of the gnome world

Wisdom...

its all about feeling the happies on the inside...

Mr. Bacon is annoyed

Francis was slightly annoyed that he was half man half childrens drawing.

Richard and Tracy

Richard and Tracy would watch television all the time and
never speak to each other apart from Birthdays and Christmas.

One man and his Pigdog

Jenny hated fine and not so fine art

Jenny would tear important works of art with her hook
.....she was mean and hated oil paint.

Move on

Very unhappy accidents

Mrs Winton and her dead dog

Mrs Winton felt so sad and she carried her
dead dog around with her in her shopping trolly thing.

Moreen and Joe loved each other very much.

Empty 2

Henry was empty. He felt and thought NOTHING at all.

Happy FADGE DAY!

The slug faries arre happy, little, slimy things...even though the moon is always angry at them

Lovely Laura before Lovely Finn arrived

Mr. Charles keeps far too quiet

miss sam duffy

Aging

Jenny's thoughts would turn into clouds that would leak

Skip or DIE!!!!!!

Ian's mum told him that if he ever stopped skipping he would die in a really horrible way. She would sing him this song while he skipped madly all day and all night....

'skip or die,
skip or die,
if you stop your heart will pop and squirt out of your eye!!
SKIP OR DIE!!'

Ian's mum was horrible

Its nice drawing people drawing in Paris

houses find it painful having letters pushed through them

Ruling can be boring

the king would talk a lot of zigggggg and everyone would ignore him

there where lots of lovely little houses all being squashed by one big, ugly house...thats just the way it is at times...

What the fuck are you looking at?

Baby Bens big plans

Baby Ben decided that when he could walk and talk
he would leave home immediately

Helen and Tim

It was hard for Tim and Helen to be in love, this was due to Tim being petrified of Helen and Helen not being sure who Tim was.

Poor sid the corporate whore

Sid thought he would go completely insane if he spent another second being nothing more than a corporate whore...he would dream of owning a pet shop.....

Amsterdam weather prediction

don't see what the weathers gonna be like.....get cold...get wet ...get hot...get snowed on and jump in a puddled !

Please dance with me...PLEASE!!!

Marge wants to feel real

Marge thought that if she wore her best red coat,
pushed her bright red shopping trolly
and felt the snow on her face that she would feel real.

Jim wanted to be normal

Jim wanted to be normal and kind but something
inside his head stopped this from ever happening

Carl and his CAT

Carl and his pet cat wanted to run away to the seaside but the clouds scared them too much and they couldn't move an inch

Even though Kev wore the loveliest tasting lipstick,he still couldn't smile at anything.

Helens day dreams

Helen would day dream about having
someone to hold her hand and to kiss her goodnight.
She would also dream about big willies and nurses outfits!

Me at my desk

Story teller

All dad ever did was tell stories

Drive Charlie....DRIVE!